BIos Part 3

Shane Randa	#57
Discovered:	6/9/1989
Title:	Shabbbby
Scientific Classification:
Kingdom:	Animalia
Phylum:	Chordata
Class:	Amphibia
Order:	Caudata
Family:	Ambystomatidae
Genus:	Ambystoma
Species:	A. mexicanum
Super subspcies:	S. Randa A. mexicanum
Origin:	The land of clap catches
Native to:	Oswego, IL
Wishes he were from:	South Park, CO
Height:	Medium-Rare
Speed:	Quick, but not too quick
OBP:	.359, uses full powers rarely
Most common stance:	Looking adorable, before making knee breaking cut, then adorable again
Communication:	Will disagree with you out of spite, then not apologize. Hurtful
Fraternity Life:	No
Natural hair color/shape:	Dark Brown
Body Type:	Strongly Strong, hidden beneath strongness
Strengths:	Strength, teaching math ability, fakes
Weakness:	Story telling ability (lie if you arent exciting, none of us are)
Highlight:	Any layout, more importantly the recovery after an ugly one
Lowlight:	The aforementioned layout upon impact
Keenan's Favorite Thing:	His ability to astound with knowledge one minute then tell a dirty joke the next
Fun Fact:	Once fit 18 dwarfs into his truck bed in order to prove that you can bring 2 baseball teams in one car
See also:	Ultimate, Oswego, Child Stars, Mathematic educators ate Tomorrow (MEAT)

Kevin Yee	#55
Discovered:	10/6/1987
Title:	Jelly Master
Scientific Classification:
Kingdom:	Animalia
Phylum:	Chordata
Class:	Mammalia
Order:	Carnivora
Family:	Ailuridae
Genus:	Ailurus
Species:	A. fulgens
Super subspcies:	K. Yee A. fulgens
Origin:	A tube in the unmentionables section
Native to:	Palatine, IL
Wishes he were from:	Chicago for Da Bulls
Height:	Medium
Speed:	A quick asian!!! Brilliant
OBP:	0.198
Most common stance:	Discussing the validity of Chicago sports trades and player's stats
Communication:	High level sports, medium level normalcy, low level nerd-dom
Fraternity Life:	no
Natural hair color/shape:	Black, buzzedish
Body Type:	Stringy
Strengths:	Sick cuts, dropping stats, dropping rhymes
Weakness:	Nicknames
Highlight:	Knocking around bizarro Yee on Wisconsin B, using rarely seen talent of heckles that leave subject in tears
Lowlight:	Huck Finn 07, we'll call it the K Shah incident
Keenan's Favorite Thing:	Ability to keep up with 3 TVs at once at the 31
Fun Fact:	Has uncanny ability to run tables for hours on end, enter at your own risk
See also:	Chicago Bulls, Cubs, Ultimate, Three Legged Races

Kai Kosog	#51
Discovered:	8/29/1990
Title:	The woodsman
Scientific Classification:
Kingdom:	Animalia
Phylum:	Chordata
Class:	Mammalia
Order:	Carnivora
Family:	Canidae
Genus:	Canis
Species:	Canis Lupus
Super subspcies:	K. Kosog Canis Lupus
Origin:	Raised by wolves
Native to:	Geneva, IL
Wishes he were from:	Montana
Height:	Medium-Well
Speed:	Quick, added by layouts
OBP:	0.576
Most common stance:	Flying through the air for a D
Communication:	Bilingual, knows both English and language of the wild
Fraternity Life:	No, one man wolfpack
Natural hair color/shape:	Blonde, medium
Body Type:	Gymnast
Strengths:	Being strong, no regard for own health, ability to seduce anyone
Weakness:	Foot fetishes (only speculated, maybe)
Highlight:	Crushing Belmont with layouts at Music City
Lowlight:	Losing a wrestling match with a bear
Keenan's Favorite Thing:	Is the cousin of the boyfriend of a cousin of mine. Wowzers
Fun Fact:	Can tame and ride a wild boar within 24 hours
See also:	Ultimate, gymnastics, lifeguarding, woodsmanizing

Joe Kirchberg	#41
Discovered:	2/20/1988
Title:	Crazy Indiana Transfer Guy
Scientific Classification:
Kingdom:	Animalia
Phylum:	Chordata
Class:	Repitilia
Order:	Squamata
Family:	Viperidae
Genus:	Crotalus
Species:	Crotalus basiliscus
Super subspcies:	J. Kirchberg Crotalus basiliscus
Origin:	East of Illinois in the state that shall not be named
Native to:	His facebook doesn’t say, lame
Wishes he were from:	Atlantis
Height:	Shortish
Speed:	Quickish
OBP:	Highish
Most common stance:	Laughing, then the quality stare down
Communication:	Uses clever words and phrases to confuse the weak minded, like a jedi
Fraternity Life:	Not at Illinois
Natural hair color/shape:	Dark, short
Body Type:	Strong through powers unimagined
Strengths:	Being underestimated then crushing, ability to eat massive amounts, spidey-sense
Weakness:	Knees
Highlight:	Being the best junior rookie of all year
Lowlight:	Still having to be a rookie even though he was older than the other rookies (Vets looked upon his situation favorably, most of the time)
Keenan's Favorite Thing:	Ability to thwart my attempts to create a good bio by having little information available
Fun Fact:	Woke up at 5am and skipped class to make it to Mardi Gras first because it was also his birthday
See also:	Ultimate, Illinois > Indiana, Unconvential sporting events

Peter Lutz	#39
Discovered:	7/19/1988
Title:	Private Ultimate
Scientific Classification:
Kingdom:	Animalia
Phylum:	Chordata
Class:	Vertebrata
Order:	Carnivora
Family:	Felidae
Genus:	Panthera
Species:	Pardus
Super subspcies:	P. Lutz Pardus
Origin:	Born of the cosmic waste to bring harmony to the earth
Native to:	Glenview, IL
Wishes he were from:	Imaginationland
Height:	Tall guy
Speed:	Keenan-esque
OBP:	.390
Most common stance:	Jumping over someone
Communication:	Useful combination of words and utilization of ROTC powers if that doesn’t work
Fraternity Life:	yes
Natural hair color/shape:	Brown, army cut
Body Type:	Robocop
Strengths:	Being tall, being intimidating, grows stronger the more heckled
Weakness:	Kryptonite
Highlight:	Callahan against Kansas at Mardi Gras 09
Lowlight:	Arriving late to sectionals, but awesome once there
Keenan's Favorite Thing:	Ability to protect me from the crazy people out in the world with supreme ninja powers
Fun Fact:	Can swim in water with full combat loading. Speculation remains on whether will still work in pudding
See also:	ROTC, ultimate, water balloon artillery