Brian
VS.
John
John may have singlehandedly foiled a terrorist attack on an entire office building in his bare feet, or crippled a plot to control the entire LA airport in an hour, or raced around New York defusing countless bombs, or taken down a helicopter with a car, but Brain, President of the Fun Squad, has killed a panther with his bare hands, scaled Mount Everest in three hours wearing a speedo, swam to Antarctica, and created a television using nothing but dental floss, coconuts, and spare toaster parts.
Think about it
Yipee-ki-yay, motherfucker!
