Bios Part 2

Brian 'Pappy Jr' Pierce	#36
Discovered:	10/10/1989
Title:
Scientific Classification:
Kingdom:	Animalia
Phylum:	Chordata
Class:	Aves
Order:	Sphenisciformes
Family:	Spheniscidae
Genus:	Eudyptes
Species:	E. pachyrhynchus
Super subspcies:	B. Pierce E. pachyrhynchus
Origin:	A pheonix from the ashes of pappy sr.
Native to:	Mt. Prospect, IL
Wishes he were from:	The moon, just because
Height:	Tall
Speed:	Quick for a tall guy
OBP:	unknown
Most common stance:	Throwing head fakes
Communication:	uses freshmen innocence to confound others, then strikes with full force
Fraternity Life:	no
Natural hair color/shape:	Brown, short
Body Type:	Gangly
Strengths:	Being lefthanded, tree removal
Weakness:	Ability to heckle effectively
Highlight:	Driving the mardi gras car through the chase of mississippi to find those girls
Lowlight:	Lack of attendance at parties, must show more fun squad potential in the future
Keenan's Favorite Thing:	Will share / listen to stories on long car ride. Drives the getaway car like a champ
Fun Fact:	Tried to be unnamed pappy jr, but was unable due to brian as first name
See also:	wrong handedness, ultimate

Chris 'Pecs' Kvistad	#32
Discovered:	1/25/1990
Title:
Scientific Classification:	Conan
Kingdom:	Animalia
Phylum:	Chordata
Class:	Actinopterygii
Order:	Scorpaeniformes
Family:	Psychrolutidae
Genus:	Psychrolutes
Species:	P. phrictus
Super subspcies:	C. Kvistad P. phrictus
Origin:	Burst forth from a tub of protein powder
Native to:	Schaumburg, IL
Wishes he were from:	Venice, CA
Height:	Height is unimportant with pipes like his
Speed:	You better hope your faster then him because its game over if he catches you
OBP:	0.823
Most common stance:	Flexing
Communication:	Uses a mixture of intimidation for males and strutting to attract females. Highly effective
Fraternity Life:	Yes, Fiji
Natural hair color/shape:	Dark, short
Body Type:	Muscley, see nickname for more
Strengths:	Strength, fakes, style points
Weakness:	Pickle jars, thumbers
Highlight:	Creating a dominate force in medinah ultimate, finding the handler groove
Lowlight:	Deciding drumline is cooler than ultimate
Keenan's Favorite Thing:	The debatably inappropriately tight shirts
Fun Fact:	When in doubt of location, a quick trip to the gym will yield Chris's location
See also:	Mr. Universe, ultimate, three legged races, conant high

Matt Kurley	#29
Discovered:	12/9/1987
Title:	"That's not my name" Kurley
Scientific Classification:
Kingdom:	Animalia
Phylum:	Chordata
Class:	Vertebrata
Order:	Mammalia
Family:	Bovidae
Genus:	Saiga
Species:	Saiga tatarica
Super subspcies:	M. Kurley Saiga tatarica
Origin:	The land of lost names
Native to:	Champaign, IL
Wishes he were from:	Anywere that wouldn’t denote him as a townie
Height:	Average
Speed:	Fast, perfect for deep cuts
OBP:	1.000, although rarely seen
Most common stance:	Looking angry
Communication:	yelling at someone for doing something wrong or teaching the finer points of semi-conductors
Fraternity Life:	no
Natural hair color/shape:	Dark blonde, short for a long haircut
Body Type:	High school superstar cross country runner
Strengths:	Cuts, button down shirts
Weakness:	In cuts, but they have now gotten to the point where it's harder to heckle
Highlight:	Shutting down kool-aid, joining the ranks of Boomland
Lowlight:	First attempt at a disc freshmen year
Keenan's Favorite thing:	The exchange with the girls next door
Fun Fact:	Has a dad who's a plastic surgeon and has radio ads. Ballin' in a word
See also:	Cross country, profanity, ultimate, competitive egg toss

Mark Hirschman	#25
Discovered:	2/7/1989
Title:	Marky Mark
Scientific Classification:
Kingdom:	Animalia
Phylum:	Chordata
Class:	Mammalia
Order:	Carnivora
Family:	Canidae
Genus:	Canis
Species:	Canis Lupus
Super subspcies:	M. Hirschman Canis Lupus
Origin:	Naperville, IL
Native to:	Kansas
Wishes he were from:	Naperville, IL. It’s a surprise anyone lives in Kansas
Height:	Unimportant, will jump over you
Speed:	N/A, torn ACL
OBP:	.200, but only because he doesn’t normally try
Most common stance:	Pacing sidelines looking angry
Communication:	Refuses to be wrong, typically is correct
Fraternity Life:	No
Natural hair color/shape:	Brown
Body Type:	Champ, since injury has turned upper body into a Greek God's
Strengths:	Always going to tourneys, coaching points, balancing Mickey
Weakness:	Knee, or remains of
Highlight:	Pregame speech against Kansas at Mardi Gras 08
Lowlight:	The day that shall not be named
Keenan's Favorite Thing:	Ability to instantly charm females with his eyes, and if that fails the washboard
Fun Fact:	Once trained a tornado to save him from Kansas and spirited him to Champaign to get to school
See also:	Ultimate, Knee rehab, Kansas, Ares, awesome

Brian Chrysler	#22
Discovered:	2/6/1988
Title:	First team MVP to miss the most practice of all time
Scientific Classification:
Kingdom:	Animalia
Phylum:	Chordata
Class:	Mammalia
Order:	Diprotodontia
Family:	Macropodidae
Genus:	Dendrolagus
Species:	Dendrolagus goodfellowi
Super subspcies:	B. Chrysler Dendrolagus goodfellowi
Origin:	Born from all the sleeves that have been torn off shirts
Native to:	Vernon Hills, IL
Wishes he were from:	A farm in order to take care of all the animals
Height:	Medium, but extra bouncey
Speed:	Fast
OBP:	1.000
Most common stance:	Catching scores, laying out
Communication:	Extensive communication skills with males and females, will use to advantage at every chance
Fraternity Life:	no
Natural hair color/shape:	Hair unknown, speculated to be brown but is typically covered by a hat
Body Type:	Manly, but not quite Miles-esque
Strengths:	Socks, layouts, knowledge of disney characters
Weakness:	His archenemy, Sergei. Expect an earth shattering battle in the next 3 years
Highlight:	Winning at botecelli by using Reggie Rocket from Rocket Power
Lowlight:	Lossing all his piggies to a mystery disease
Keenan's Favorite Thing:	Disney sing-a-longs
Fun Fact:	Chrysler hates not having fun, can on command think of better pick up lines than Mickey. See Tennessee for more info
See also:	Ultimate, veterinary, cubs, sleeveless wonders