New Traditions

As with any established organization, U of I Ultimate is a hot bed of traditions. I was just informed that until recently we had a tradition of not liking the women's team. We gather to game during Drinktionals. New players have to tempt the fates chugging a disc to prove the truth in one of our mantras: everything in excess. I wish to add phone book ripping to this list of traditions. Over the last weekend Cozza, Somefield, and myself decided to maul a stack of twelve phone books that Cozza somehow managed to steal. The outcome was Cozza with two books destroyed, Somerfield crushing four of them, and me rocking five books (I realize that doesn't equal twelve, we sadly lost one). The only reason more books were not torn was we ran out too quickly. So if anyone feels like bettering themselves not only as a man of Ultimate, but as a man of the human race by all means get a book, rip it, and take a picture so that your glory can be forever immortalized on this blog.