Tuesday, July 15, 2008

New Positions

It has come to my attention that beginning next season the Illinois program will be restructured. As with any reconstruction of an organization, be it a corrupt foreign territory after a coup d’ etat or nationally ranked collegiate athletic club, new faces need to be introduced. So just to keep everyone on the team on the same page, here is what your new Illinois Ultimate administration will look like in the fall.


Captains – Denis & Phelan

These fellas take care of us like mother hens on and off the field. They are inspirations to us all.


Junior Captain – Chuck

He is an "inspiration to us all" in training.


Presidents – Brad & Cozza

These guys do the administrative paperwork that keeps the team running smoothly. Their behind the scenes actions are imperative to keeping us on the field and practicing consistently.


CFO – Rip

Follows strict guidelines set forth through Sarbanes-Oxley and oversees the money fundraised, collected, and used by the program.


Treasurer – McKinley

Makes sure we have the money where and when we need.


Fundraising Chair – Me

I try to get money from sources other than the university and your pockets.


High School Outreach – Austin

I am not exactly sure what Austin will be doing this year, but I do know one thing. Austin loves making young men happy so he will do his best to make this work.


Website Coordinator – Somefield

We will once again have an up and running website to show the world what our program is about. The program's website will be a great addition to our Google Group and two Blogs.


Travel Coordinator – Brad

He will make sure we have places to sleep at tournaments that will hopefully be extremely comfortable and accommodating.


Social Chair – Miles

Probably the most important job out of all of those listed above. Miles is going to make sure we have people to party with and earn a spectacular reputation around campus.

6 comments:

Jon O said...

ummm, beer mile should be all we need to gain a reputation on this campus!

Anonymous said...

Is brad going to get boomland hotels with working locks?

SkiUnit said...

Joe,

Absolutely not. Safety is not a priority.

Love,
Bradley

p.s. windows aren't either. It's a new regime, I'm creative.

Miles said...

Jon O,

Absolutely true, but last year the beer mile was a bit of a sausage fest. I'm looking to change that. I don't know how many girls would be interested in participating, but I plan on asking as many girls as possible to come. I don't care how much time I have to spend talking to beautiful women, I'll put the hours in because I love my team. Like Brad said, it's a new regime.


It's gonna be hard,
Miles

ckrichter said...

thats what she said

Jon O said...

thats what she sa...ohh