Monday, June 29, 2009

Bios, part 1

It's been quite a while gents, and I've completed enough of the bios that I won't look like a complete idiot by starting to put them up. Numerical ordered, so if you reside at the end they're going to take a little bit more time for me to get them up.
Special thanks to Cozza for creating mine.
Enjoy

Mike Cozza #21


Discovered: 1/2/1987
Title: The Bozza
Scientific Classification:
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Mammalia
Order: Carnivora
Family: Herpestidae
Genus: Suricata
Species: S. Suricatta
Super subspcies: M. Cozza S. Suricatta


Origin: Conceived by the power of Downers Grove
Native to: Downers Grove, IL
Wishes he were from: Downers Grove, IL
Height: Enough shorter than Kelly that it's entertaining but not unacceptable
Speed: Quick off the draw, but slower at high speeds
OBP: 1.000
Most common stance: Twirling discs while throwing fakes
Communication: A clever combination of knowledge of ultimate and chemical engineering
Fraternity Life: No, but he has seen the debacles that ensue at a fraternity
Natural hair color/shape: Dark Brown, normal, short
Body Type: Average white engineer
Strengths: Completing ill advised hucks, finishing form of pulls
Weakness: Process Design, power directly related to current events in Downers Grove
Highlight: Any of the hammers completed for scores, being a reference for McLain
Lowlight: Any of the hammers turfed, any white sox loss
Keenan's Favorite thing: Man dates and a bottle of O
Fun Fact: Home residence is on the street with the best block party in Downers
See also: Downers Grove, IL, women's ultimate photography, ultimate couples

Andy Kilinskis #16


Discovered: 9/20/1990
Title: The preeminent music source
Scientific Classification:
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Vertebrata
Class: Mammalia
Order: Lagomorpha
Family: Leporidae
Genus: Bunolagus
Species: B. monticularis
Super subspecies: A. Kilinskis B. monticularis


Origin: He was conceived where the music flows
Native to: Downer's Grove, IL
Wishes he were from: Wherever tight pants are made
Height: Taller
Speed: Faster than Keenan but slower than Sul
OBP: 0.76
Most common stance: Rocking out
Communication: Uses a complex form of pelvic thrusts and lyrics. Effectiveness minimal for males but females seem to fall for it
Fraternity Life: No
Natural hair color/shape: Long flowing brown hair
Body Type: Thin with a hint of muscle
Strengths: Forehand, knowledge of indie music
Weakness: Simple Plan
Highlight: Throwing the furthest forehand in Boomland history
Lowlight: Drive to Mardi Gras in which Chrysler and Myself filled in his history with out own theories, enter Simple Plan
Keenan's Favorite thing: The pants
Fun Fact: Doesn’t actually like Simple Plan, also responds to Annnndddddyyyyyy
See also: Sisterhood of the traveling pants, ultimate, paramore, ridiculous forehand

Alex Komisarz #15


Discovered: 8/9/1989
Title: Montrose Beach Life Saver Guy
Scientific Classification:
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Mammalia
Order: Primates
Family: Cercopithecidae
Genus: Erythrocebus
Species: E. patas
Super subspcies: A. Komisarz E. Patas


Origin: Chicago El platform nearest Montrose Beach
Native to: Chicago, IL
Wishes he were from: The suburbs so he could have a drivers license
Height: Average to Moderate
Speed: Quickish
OBP: .452, but could increase at a moments notice
Most common stance: Grabbing self
Communication: Antiquated sailing flags used to tell danger on the beach
Fraternity Life: No
Natural hair color/shape: Blonde, subpar for mohawk but attempts must be made nonetheless
Body Type: Lifeguard
Strengths: Uncanny ability to retrieve things the captains tell him to
Weakness: Activating jump too early and wasting bounces over the guy he's guarding
Highlight: Sectionals, that’s right, all of it
Lowlight: Tie Dye team at Music City, mustache man in particular
Keenan's favorite thing: The red flag from spring break
Fun Fact: Has rare ability to remain in the sun all summer and not gain significant tan
See also: Spring Break, Baywatch, Ultimate, America's Worst Drivers

Pin Chu 'Jasper' Wu #9


Discovered: Unknown
Title:
Scientific Classification: Taiwanese night market salesman
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Mammalia
Order: Primates
Family: Tarsiidae
Genus: Tarsius
Species: Tarsius tarsier
Super subspcies: P. Wu Tarsius tarsier


Origin: Wherever the ancients gather to bestow their knowledge
Native to: Taichung, Taiwan
Wishes he were from: Middle America, just to show farmer's whats up
Height: Medium
Speed: Fast
OBP: unknown, estimated to be high
Most common stance: Befuddlement, rubbing in sunscreen
Communication: Difficult at times, but readily understandable if you know him
Fraternity Life: no
Natural hair color/shape: Black, but not the weird hair associated with many "trendy" asians
Body Type: Stringy
Strengths: Hard throws, emails to the listserv
Weakness: Cole slaw, Cozza's name
Highlight: Any layout D, the rare appearance at a party that inspires greatness in everyone around him
Lowlight: Huck Finn 07, see weaknesses
Keenan's Favorite Thing: Inexplicable ability to be happy whenever seen
Fun Fact: Is willing to attempt to gain tour of Chicago for a friend in exchange for her buying dinner for said tour guide. Applicants still welcome
See also: Taiwan, Ultimate, Culturally enriching experiences

Kyle McKinley #8


Discovered: 12/8/1987
Title: El Capitan del grupo Boomland
Scientific Classification:
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Mammalia
Order: Odontoceti
Family: Monodontidae
Genus: Monodon
Species: monoceros
Super subspcies: K. McKinley monoceros


Origin: January 29, 1843; Niles, Ohio
Native to: Bartlett, IL
Wishes he were from: Manchester, England
Height: Slightly vertically challanged
Speed: 87 / 100
OBP: 0.895
Most common stance: Looking intense, breaking clipboard on knee
Communication: Typically uses phrases involving what you should or shouldn’t do. Ie - more catching, less sucking, etc
Fraternity Life: No
Natural hair color/shape: Wavy, brown, surfer dude style
Body Type: Man of Iron
Strengths: Pregame speeches,
Weakness: 2 headed girls, Mark DeRosa crush
Highlight: Wrestling an alligator on the golfcourse, threats of knee breaks for dues
Lowlight: First night of spring break 09, "daddy needs…"
Keenan's Favorite Thing: Spending hours looking into his eyes, bailing me out when cuts go south
Fun Fact: Kyle can kill two stones with one bird. Youre welcome world
See also: Manchester United, Mark DeRosa, Ultimate, Parenting Tips

Tom Rudwick #3


Discovered: 3/20/1989
Title: King of Washington
Scientific Classification:
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Mammalia
Order: Artiodactyla
Family: Camelidae
Genus: Lama
Species: L. glama
Super subspcies: T. Rudwick L. glama


Origin: Test tube
Native to: Falls Church, Virginia
Wishes he were from: Illinois to be like everyone else
Height: Moderate
Speed: Fast, but not at the combine level
OBP: 0.129
Most common stance: Looking good as a O line long
Communication: Uses an elaborate system of laughs and run on sentences to interact with others
Fraternity Life: Negatron
Natural hair color/shape: Brown, curliness up for debate
Body Type: "Intimidating" white engineer
Strengths: Willingness to taunt other team
Weakness: Getting feelings hurt in return by other team, throwing things in his sleep
Highlight: Returning from his hand injury, dominating as a starting long
Lowlight: Being made to get food from late night with the rookies
Keenan's favorite thing: Lack of claiming east coast is better than the midwest. Silly belief that the Nationals are an OK baseball team
Fun Fact: Lives mere miles from Washington D.C. but claims no plans for world domination
See also: Virginia, Taylor Swift fan club, Ultimate, Lawn Tennis

Joe Sidrys #2


Discovered: 5/14/1989
Title: Tall Guy
Scientific Classification:
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Mammalia
Order: Artiodactyla
Family: Giraffidae
Genus: Giraffa
Species: Giraffa camelopardalis
Super subspcies: J. Sidrys Giraffa camelopardalis


Origin: A tale race of gingers somewhere over the rainbow
Native to: Tennessee via Downers Grove
Wishes he were from: Krypton
Height: 2 Sprites
Speed: max 2nd gear
OBP: .000
Most common stance: Attempting to jump, but cheating by being tall
Communication: enV2 he refuses to call people he doesn’t know with
Fraternity Life: no
Natural hair color/shape: Red, but has tried to attract females with purple mohawk
Body Type: Tall, with a gangly emphasis
Strengths: Height, intimidation
Weakness:
Highlight: Destroying DeSmet at Huck Finn
Lowlight: Getting pulled over on the way to Baton Rouge, then again in Baton Rouge serving as the valiant DD on the way back from New Orleans at Mardi Gras
Keenan’s favorite thing: Running faster than Joe, barely, and its debatable
Fun Fact: Has offered to use house in Illinois and Tennessee as a tourney stay, luckily has only regretted that decision once
See also: Ultimate, Tall, Ginger, Minivan rolling

Keenan Hammel #1


Discovered: 4/27/1988
Title: Captain of the University of Illinois’s Men’s Ultimate Disc B-team, Boomland
Scientific Classification:
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Aves
Order: Pelecaniformes
Family: Sulidae
Genus: Sula
Species: S. nebouxii
Super subspcies: K. Hammel S. nebouxxi


Origin: His mothers womb
Native to: Naperville, IL, 1st and Daniels
Wishes he were from: Downers Grove as can be seen in his summer league allegiance and his roommate Andrew has tried to convert him
Height: Taller than you, but not tall enough that you couldn’t sky him
Speed: Average
OBP: 0.345
Most common stance: sprawled out on ground after a layout
Communication: Often will toss hat on ground to show frustration, if point is not received by other, will resort to taking shirt off. Who knows how far this species will go.
Fraternity Life: Yes, now no
Natural hair color/shape: brown/ball, not purple like first commonly thought
Body Type: Average white engineer
Strengths: Getting in trouble for phonebook debris
Weakness: girls with annoying voices
Highlight: Beating Ball State
Lowlight: Dropping pulls (even though it was an improvement), Losing to DePaul for the 2nd and 3rd time ever
Cozza’s favorite shirt of his: Cheer Up Emo Kid
Fun Fact: Took the #1 after Don Charles retired
See also: Ultimate, Potato sack races, Daily Illni Article about Unofficial, Phone book ripping, Team basketball watching

Monday, April 6, 2009

Huck Finn Postview

The Boomlanders made the trip down to St. Louis last weekend to participate in Huck Finn, our very first Cultimate Tournament. It was a different setup than we were used to, but I'll include my thoughts on that at the end.

Coming into the tournament I felt we had a chance to go 4-2 out of pool play with a chance to do better if we were able to play well and steal a game or even two. For better or worse, I was correct in my prediction and a short recap of each game will sort of tell the story of what happened, or what hasn't been erased from my memory.

Kansas B: 13-12
If there is one team I refuse to, it's Kansas. After their sideline heckling and all around jerkiness at Mardi Gras we all wanted to prove that the first win wasn't a fluke. They came out in their 4 man cup, per usual, and due to the gusty crosswind we had trouble at times getting something going. The handlers struggled with swings and gave up 1 (2?) callahans. The D-Line came to the rescue and bailed their O-line homies out in order to pull out the win.
Fun Fact: Kansas has never lost on universe point...until now. suckers

Missouri State: 5-13
This was one of the games I was worried about. They had a great record coming in against some solid teams and definitely have some experienced players. We had a 3 man cup thrown our way but the handlers were able to more proficiently swing the disc. We lost intensity on both sides of the disc and drops (at least 6 by myself) in this game were the nail in the coffin to any streak we started putting together.
Fun Fact: Missouri State went on to take 4th place for the tournament

Saint Louis B: 13-7
I don't know what to say about SLU. They're a bunch of fun guys to play against, but it might be because they ran man defense and hte handlers found their hucks. The longs made some sweet cuts that may or may not have broken ankles in order to give the handlers someone to throw to also. The wind started to pick up a bit in this game, but was still ranked roughly a .5 on the Rantoul scale of disasters.
Fun Fact: Cozza skys the crap out of some dude, only to have a foul called on him. For photographic proof, ask one Mike Cozza for the evidence.

Demeat Jesuit: 13-5
The final game of Saturday was against a high school team. They had a couple guys who could play, but their minimal bench size was a major factor in how they played. We were able to cycle extra people throught the lines and give some of the higher time players a rest they would prove to need tomorrow.
Fun Fact: We all had to start playing ultimate at some time, let's just hope these kids don't take their 2+ year advantage to some school we hate, cough kansas, when they go to college

Wisconsin B: 13-7
The one B team that we have ever lost to, Wisconsin had the target on their back from the minute we saw the schedule come out. The early 8:30 game time sunday morning was rough, but it would prove to be some of the nicest weather of the day. Although I had to personal opinion of the pimpdags going into the game, they would raise my ire by the end of the game. The first reason would be their 4 man cheat cup. I understand I say cheat to win all the time, but all the furthest I take it is saying it. This was a double teaming, foulrific cluster that surprised even me in its nastiness. That said, we tore it apart. Swinging the disc exposed holes, and their upwind man defense was one of the strangest decisions I've seen especially after proving all the handlers could still get 40 yard hucks off.
Fun Fact: Yelling matches over cheating are most easily settled by yelling louder than the other guy. Provided that doesn't work, shut down the other guy on defense. That said, I believe that I won that little thing we had Turtle, if that is your name

Western Michigan: 11-13
This was the other game I thought we could have some difficulty with. After hearing our own little spy's scouting report, we knew the type of game we would be in for, a huckfest. Normally, I'm completely against this type of thing, or defense was carrying a ton of momentum into the game after Wisconsin and on the other end I was a gunslinger. Hucks to both Pappy Jr. and Chrysler were viable late looks on nearly every possession if nothing opened up. Our loss of fire in the middle of the game was made up for by the end of the game and the fire until the end, but was not quite enough to get the W.
Fun Fact: We would steal WMU's cheer, but we have already stolen a cheer similar to it. Sorry Darkhorse.

Depaul: 12-13
We know most of the guys on DePaul's team, and I'll admit I would have rather played someone we never had before than DePaultimate again, but this game turned into the most competitive of the weekend. The temperature dropped around 15 degrees right before the game and a wicked crosswind made things a little dicey at times. Easy drops would plague both teams and throws lost the accuracy they had shown earlier in the day. Boomland was down 9-12 when softcap went on. The D-line would get a break to bring it to 10-12. Our valiant leader McKinley stacked the next D-line and they brought another break home to get us to 11-12 as hard cap was called. Further stacking of the next line would have 6 vets of 3+ years with our rookie defensive phenom, Kai. We were able to take the break on a huck from McKinley after getting the D. Double universe would see several turnovers on both sides before a break side huck would be thrown by Depaul for the score and the win.
Fun Fact: At the completion of this game, Boomland would break seed finishing in 20th after the initial seeding of 34th.

Despite what the top tier teams are saying about the format of this tournament, I think that it worked really well for our program. We played a team to universe point for the best game of the weekend. Althought Florida drew Saint Louis (we beat them two weeks ago at Music City) for the final, the theory of matching teams for a valid game at the end makes sense. However, I would have to say a 2 tiered pooling system would work better to prevent a national #1 from playing a mid-level team who was also undefeated. As much as it pains me, Kansas A really should have been in the championship game to determine the champ. Brodie would tool KK all over the field, so it'd be ok.

This was our last tournament before the college series kicks off and has cemented the areas we need to improve in order to compete at a high level at sectionals to achieve our goal of making regionals. Keep everything in mind that we've talked about this year Boomlanders and we've got one hell of a shot at crushing some dreams.

Monday, February 23, 2009

Mardi Gras Postview

I'll go through in order and then toss some thoughts in at the end from what I saw

USF-These guys were pretty good and all around good guys from the time we cohabited the field. They definitely had some experienced dudes that knew how to make the throws and catches.
We came out cold against them and it was 2-7 at half due to a ridiculous amount of drops. After a motivation speech of some happy thoughts and other outright threats, Boomland came out harder and played closer to our potential and lost 7-13. Major thought: 0 breaks the entire game

Oklahoma State-Another team out of the same mold as USF, good guys with experience who have been in situations before. We came out slow and again had trouble with drops and keeping our heads in it for the first half and were down 3-7. More yelling would follow and Boomland would begin to exhibit some of the fire the captain's knew was there taking the second half and repeatedly breaking OSU's offense. However there wasn't enough going on and we lost 10-13. Major thought: Too many free throws to the force side and not aggresive enough marking

Texas Christian- This was by far the most disappointing game of the weekend. Boomland came out on fire and took half 7-2. Second half TCU found a fire and we began to fall apart. Some A-team guys came by and helped to pump up the sidelines during their bye and the extra intensity helped Boomland continue to put it in (take it out). But the intensity was not to last throughout the end of the game, despite some sick layouts by the rookies and some physical play against 'red-hat-guy,' my new arch-nemesis who clearly has no idea what the 11th edition of ultimate is, we were broken 6 points in a row to lose 12-13 on universe point. Major thought: We lost intensity from the sidelines when the A-teamers left, we have to have that fire without them

Kansas B- The one game we had to win, we were unable to get Mark on speaker phone but after piecing together what was said last year by the vets a working replacement speech got the team pumped up. Before I go on, I want to say that none of us really had any problem with anyone on Kansas's team. Boomland would finally find the fire and punch their man D in the face, taking half 7-5. After half Kansas switched to a zone and Boomland had some issues breaking their cup, but were able to trade points and break them. Ridiculous heckles from the Kansas sideline and their A team members fired up the vets throughout the second half and after some questionable calls from Kansas (read bullshit), yours truly was pissed. A callahan by Pete fired the team up even further and we took the game 13-9, bringing the years head to head with Kansas (A/B) to 2-0 in favor of the Illini. Kansas also became my least favorite team in ultimate, and you can beat that I will continue to hit the gym so I can spike it on your face the next time you try to strip the disc from me. Major Thoughts: Beating Kansas felt good and we fixed our major problems from earlier in the day for this game

Black Ice- The first game of Sunday was against a Minnesota conglomorate. It was a bunch of high school kids, some college guys, and their coach. An outstanding layout and skying of their coach by Charlie Ma got Boomland moving. Evidently Austin's brother was on that team, the one who cleated Chrysler, the goon trait runs strong in that family. Boomland would take the game 13-11. Major Thoughts: We have to come out firing Sunday morning, take warm ups seriously and really get stretched out prior to playing

Texas B- I personally was looking most forward to this game after hearing that we would be playing them, a rematch of Kansas B would have most likely ended in bloodshed. Due to restrained time, we were forced to play a much shorter game than normal, but Boomland managed to fit a full game's worth of intensity into 12 points. After coming out with 6 breaks to start the half, we took half 7-1. Our zone looked sexy and a monster D by Chris got the team fired up out of our zone. An additional highlight was the Spenser point, affectionately named such after he had 3 hucks thrown to him in order to get that elusive catch in the point box. We would take the game 9-3. This also would mean that both the A and B teams would beat their counterparts on Texas at Mardi Gras. Major Thoughts: Our zone looked ballin' but the switch out of the zone into man and when we didn't have time to set it lead to some iffy situations.

Depaul(timate)- The only team we would play from our section this weekend. Put frankly, DePaul just came out harder than we did and took half 3-7. After letting the game run away from us the score dropped to 6-12. McKinley, Schmid and Sidrys all came out firing hard and each got at least one D. We would go to break DePaul 3 times and bring the score to 10-12 before finally running out of gas. Major Thoughts: This is a team we must beat to make it to regionals, use whatever might have happened you didn't like in that game and come out with the fire we found in the second half right of the bat on Sunday at Sectionals.

Boomland would finish the weekend 3-4 with several close games and not a single blowout. We would find the fire at some point in every game we played, but we only able to maintain it in 2 of those games, Kansas and Texas. We have to keep it going all day, every game; especially if we have 30 guys on the roster, anything less than 100% sprinting is unacceptable with those numbers. We were in every game, now we need to take those first points and ride it from there, we are a good enough team that we shouldn't have to come from behind to go for a win with the other team in position to already win.

Keep coming out to practice and lifting, we've got work to do in the next month so we can screw some people up at Southerns.

-Keenan-

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Mardi Gras Preview

So it's Boomland's first spring tournament of the 2009 college ultimate season. We're bringing some serious old and new talent to the board here, thanks to the Illinois A team continue to be ballin'. We're going to have to look to the vets to continue to improve and the rookies to find a play style that suits their abilities.
I don't have the advantage of knowing who we're playing on the same level that Rip does for his blog, but I'll try to make it entertaining and maybe get something right.

University of Southern Florida - The Scallywags. First off, sweet name; second off I really don't know anything about them. They played at Warm Up and managed to beat Florida Tech, UCF-B and two split Florida B teams with losses to Brown, Davidson, and Iowa. The only thing I'm able to determine from this is that they really didn't beat anyone and lost to Jake Bradley. I kid, Iowa is going to make some noise and with 4 bids to nationals in the central region he ought to be leading IHUC to Columbus. But that is neither here nor now.

Oklahoma State - Ultimato. What does that mean? Lame name. The have an entertaining website, but that means they're spending time on that and not practicing. It looks like they've got some serious numbers returning, so expect some sneaky moves. Based on the teams they've played this year, I can say they have an OK win or two, but none of the teams stand out to me based on my brief UPA browsing.

Kansas B - Horrozontals. I would say good name, but I would be lying. And Mark would choke the life out of me. Long story short, if we don't beat them again, I don't know what to say. This is the one game of our pool that it will be unforgiveable to lose. That's all I'm going to say about that.

Texas Christian - PEZ. Lame. Secondly, why isn't it the fighting Ladainian Tomlinsons? Or at least Horned Frogs, either would be better. They appear to have a fairly new program there, so expect most of us older vets to have more experience playing than anyone on their team. Now, I may be completely wrong, but another good website also leads me to this conclusion.

A final thought on Saturday: We have the potential to win this pool, we have the potential to sweep this pool. It's going to come down to us running hard. We practice 4 times a week, we lift at least once a week, both with a top 25 team in the country. Our statement for this season and this program starts on Saturday, be ready to put everything out there then.

Keenan

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Do it

How do we know we're a team? Not typically something that we consider when out on the field. But pause for a second and reflect on it.
Being on a team isn't about playing perfectly and being a superstar (although those moments are nice). Being on a team is about motivating everyone around you to hit that superstar status. Whether this is at practice or sunday afternoon at sectionals, the best thing you can do as a teammate isn't to worry about yourself. It's about how well you can get the 6 guys next to you on the field to perform at their peak; it's about motivating those 7 guys on the field while you catch your breath, its about yelling to finish to the 30 other guys doing sprints at the end of the worst practice of the year.
We've all played together for the past 6 months, some of us have played together for the past 3 years. You should know the guys around you well enough by now to feel comfortable to call them out on something they need to work on, and also understand that if you get called out on something its not a personal affront but a chance to make yourself and the team better. These guys you play with now will be around at least for the rest of your time at Illinois and a lot of them beyond then. We won't all be running for the same team then, but we'll always have been on a single unit that was greater than any one of us.
-Keenan

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Get excited

Things to be excited for in the spring about boomland ultimate

-Boomland
-Mardi Gras
-CiCi's
-City Museum
-Sectionals
-Regionals (Believe it)
-Workouts in Irwin
-And my personal favorite, calling simeone old

We've got a best looking team since I've been here and if we can play up to our potential we can surprise a lot of teams. Keep with it and we'll start dealing folks in no time.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

I Say BOOM BOOM BOOM!

Now let me hear you say WayOh!